Hollywood’s favorite rebel, Remy Bond, just set the internet on fire after casually dropping a jaw-dropping announcement during a late-night livestream: the Star Shaped Baby World Tour is officially happening in summer 2025—and fans are already calling it “the most unhinged party of the decade.”
The 28-year-old actor-turned-musician, known for his viral antics and genre-blending music, teased the tour with a cryptic Instagram post earlier this week featuring a star-shaped piñata exploding glitter. But nobody expected this. “Y’all thought I was done with surprises?” Bond laughed during the stream. “Summer 2025 is gonna be pure chaos. We’re talking pyro, secret collabs, and a setlist that’ll melt your AirPods. Oh, and bring confetti-proof clothes.”
Insiders claim the tour’s bizarre name, Star Shaped Baby, ties to Bond’s upcoming album (also rumored for 2025), which he’s described as “a love letter to my messy 20s.” A source close to the star revealed, “Remy’s been obsessed with astrology and retro sci-fi lately. The ‘star’ motif is everywhere—think stage designs, merch, even his new tattoos.”
But here’s the kicker: The tour won’t just hit major cities like L.A. and NYC. Bond’s team leaked a list of “mystery locations,” including a beach in Hawaii, a converted Montana barn, and—wait for it—a parking lot in his hometown of Austin, Texas. “Why not?” he shrugged. “I wanna play places that feel alive, not just… places.”
Fans are already losing it. #StarShapedBaby started trending minutes after the news broke, with TikTokers dissecting Bond’s teaser videos for clues. One clip shows him rehearsing in a neon-lit warehouse with a guitarist rumored to be indie icon Luna Cole. Another features Bond crowd-surfing in a giant inflatable star—because of course it does.
“This is SO Remy,” said superfan Marisol Ruiz, 19. “He could’ve booked stadiums, but he’s doing a parking lot tour? Icon behavior. I’m selling my couch to afford tickets.”
Tour dates drop June 10th, but presale starts Friday for Bond’s infamous “Wildheart” fan club. One warning, though: His 2022 tour included a surprise onstage wedding (not his) and a goat named Kevin. So yeah, expect the unexpected.
Will you brave the chaos? Let us know in the comments—and start saving for confetti shampoo.