Hold onto your flower crowns, music lovers—Glastonbury Festival has just unveiled its 2025 lineup, and it’s wild. In a bombshell announcement that’s already breaking the internet, legendary rocker Neil Young, British indie-rock icons The 1975, and Gen-Z superstar Olivia Rodrigo are confirmed as headliners for next year’s iconic Pyramid Stage. And trust us, the surprises don’t stop there.
Neil Young’s Comeback: “No Phones, Just Vibes”
The 78-year-old rock legend, who hasn’t headlined Glasto since 2009, is making his grand return with a twist. Organizers revealed Young demanded a “no phones” policy for his set, urging fans to “live in the moment.” Festival co-organizer Emily Eavis joked, “We tried to negotiate, but Neil’s bringing a giant ‘PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN’ sign instead.” Fans are already divided—will this spark a tech-free revolution or a secret Snapchat rebellion?
The 1975’s Pyramid Stage Debut: Prepare for Chaos
Fresh off their viral 2024 world tour, The 1975 will finally headline Glastonbury for the first time. Frontman Matty Healy teased “a show that’ll make Coachella look boring,” with rumors of pyrotechnics, political monologues, and a possible surprise cameo (Taylor Swift collab, anyone?). Their slot is already trending as the festival’s “must-see” moment—and the memes about Healy’s onstage antics are flowing.
Olivia Rodrigo: From Disney to Glasto Royalty
At just 22, Olivia Rodrigo is set to become one of the youngest solo headliners in Glastonbury history. Her Saturday night slot promises a mix of GUTS anthems, piano ballads, and “a lot of screaming,” according to insiders. Fans are already predicting a secret duet with Lily Allen (their Smile TikTok went nuclear last month). Will she pull a Swift and drop a surprise album mid-set? The theories are brewing.
Under-the-Radar Gems You Can’t Miss
While the headliners are stealing headlines, the undercard is stacked. Post-punk heroes Fontaines D.C., Afrobeat queen Ayra Starr, and country breakout Zach Bryan are confirmed, plus a mysterious “legacy act” slot rumored to be Fleetwood Mac (we’re crossing fingers). Oh, and Dua Lipa’s reportedly DJing a secret set at 2 a.m.—bring your dancing boots.
Tickets? Good Luck.
Pre-sale registration opens next week, but let’s be real: Glasto tickets sell faster than Rodrigo concert merch. Last year’s 1-million-strong queue crashed the site in minutes. Pro tip: Start refreshing now.
Glastonbury 2025 runs June 25-29. Who’s ready to camp in a muddy field for history?
Drop your predictions below—will Neil Young’s phone ban work? Is Matty Healy bringing a soapbox? Let the chaos begin.